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By logging in to LiveJournal using a third-party service you accept LiveJournal's User agreement Panel 1: It's fairly late in the evening at the Patterson house. We find Mike in bed drifting off to sleep while reading a magazine of Panel 2: He snores loudly because he thinks he's going to get a good night's sleep instead of a night-long lecture about how he sees women as meat. I make a bad joke about Dr Corday from ER walking by in a space suit and saying the word Spoilers. Panel 3: The reason why Mike is in for a consciousness raising session at oh-dark stupid at night is that the dumb son of a gun left the Panel 5: Since the part of her that confuses herself with a child because she isn't perfect wants to turn him into the Evil Linus Van Pelt we started out with, she smiles a bit more because her baby boy is tired. Panel 8: His fate is sealed when she picks up and reads the magazine. Panel 9: She is alarmed and angered by the fact that her kid got hisself a Selfplayboy. It should go without saying that the anger and alarm is fueled by her not having foreseen the presence of whacking-off fuel in her child's life and also being expected to Panel 10: Mike is jolted awake by the angry bellowing coming from the woman who's going to hold his being a normal ho*ny te*nager over his Summary: He'd be just as stupid if he hid it under his mattress because that's the first place normal people look. Oh, wait. Elly is stupid too. He could have a whole stash of self-abuse fodder hidden under there and she'd as*ume that the problem is solved by burning the one she confiscated because she's not smart enough to look under mattresses. Panel 1: After not wanting to think about having to end up marrying Awfulny, we find Liz and Dawn under a tree talking about Fate and Faith and other reasons for being smugly pas*ive. Destiny is cool because if Lynn hadn't wanted to honor her ethnic friends by putting Panel 2: The need for little people in a big big world to make themselves into the protagonist of the human race has Dawn say that if