Itjustgetsstranger.com Website Review

matt said he had food poisoning on saturday, which was annoying because he was supposed to go to a party with me. skylar was out of town, presumably because he doesnt love me and needs the occasional break, so matts services were especially needed. i dont trust anyone when they say they are sick. i always as*ume its a lie. i think this stems back to the number of times i pressed my face against a hot pad in the 90s right before going into bob and cathies bedroom and saying i think i have that fever again, like it was just points to bob and cathie who never once called me out on that bullsh*t. so i drove to matts house to bully and manipulate him into just doing the thing he previously agreed to do. but when i got there and wandered the place looking for him, i realized that he either was truly sick or a much better faker than 10-year-old eli. matt was lying on his bathroom floor, moaning, with a large gash on his forehead, which he claims was unrelated to the food poisoning. apparently he ran into a tree earlier in the day. the point is, maybe dont trust matt with your fragile antiques or food preparation for the last week i got enga*ged. thats the same as getting engaged, except cuter. skylar made it clear to me a while back that if he was going to move to the great mormon siberia to be with me, i better make an honest woman out of him. i actually didnt need encouragement. skylar is the best person on this planet and i feel like ive won the lottery every time he even it was the summer of 2015. i was climbing into bed, late on a saturday night, when i decided to check tinder because i wasnt getting any a present suddenly showed up on our front porch on december 1. we opened it, and soon realized that someone was doing the 12 days of christmas for us. gifts anonymously appeared every day for the next week and a half.  and thermal un*erwear model. if you can believe it, none of those jobs are even remotely related. a few months ago she texted me and was like you have to write an article for the beehive in december and i was like what if i say no