Perelki.net Website Review

This site was created due to lack of alternatives on the Polish Internet. There are three big jokes on the net, just some for strength and expression. I would like to gather here the so-called Pearls: the best jokes, jokes. Not quotes from IRC or GG but real jokes, verbally spoken jokes, jokes to learn! Each piece with a rating less than -10 will be removed. The Jew found the lamp. He rubbed her and gin flew out. Seeing the Jew, he cried, Now you are my master. You will free me from the lamp if I meet the Jew and he shouted out: I want to have all the riches of the world! - All? - replied stunned gin, who after a moment laughed - You people are so predictable. He snapped his fingers and suddenly the ground around them covered with all kinds of valuables, all the way to the horizon. All mountains of expensive metals, stones, works of art and money. Please, said the genie, it's all yours now. The Jew looked around with a sour face. - What is? - Asked gin - That's what you wanted. - Well, yes, but not really. - If you want a Jew, I will make it disappear. Just make a wish. Actually, that's a bad idea, the man said. - Here is my second wish: I want you to take all this wealth from me and let it pas*. - Listen?! But, sir, how can I spend all the riches of the world? - I do not know. This is your problem. I give you 10 years. From now on, the genie was going crazy at a pace, he was pas*ing through the mighty estate day and night. He spent on expensive palaces, cars, yachts, alcohol, prostitutes, racial dogs and horses, but the riches were almost diminishing, and time pas*ed. So he started to buy the total rubbish for the fortune. Finally, after 10 years, the half-lively gin knocked on the Jew's door. - Lord, finally I managed to spend all the riches of the world.