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Joey,” Frank Sinatra flips his lid for Kim Novak when he sees her in the chorus line (skimpy dress, of course) and says with a leer, The wolf is a frequent symbol of the predatory male. In Tex Avery cartoons of the 1940s, the wolf is dressed in a zoot suit and when he sees a mouse his eyes pop out, his to*gue unrolls like a carpet, and he issues a sound like a flivver’s horn — “OOOOOooogah! Now in that historical context, I will give you my recently completed updated lyrics for this fine song. THE WOLF: Oh, in that case, I’ll call you an Uber. Good night. It’s bad enough Joe didn’t get a reservation, the inns are all sold out, and we gotta sleep in the barn, but have you ever tried to I finally get him down — he’s gotta sleep in the manger, fer heaven’s sake! — and a bunch of shepherds drive their flock into the barn. Wake the baby, he’s crying! I shout “whattaya doin! can’t ‘cha see we got a baby sleepin’ here?” They claim it’s a barn and what did I expect — camels? And the kid is sleepin’ on the sheep’s hay. I tell Joe to give them the Bum’s Rush but he just waves them away and says “have a heart!” So I get the baby asleep again and whattaya think?  It IS camels now! Three idiots from who-knows-where come trotting into the barn babbling in some kinda crazy to*gue about following stars and traveling forever. Wakes the kid again, and now I gotta rock him and the camels smell like they ain’t been washed for ages — horrible stink fills the barn. Dis little runny-nose brat comes into the barn ba*ging on a drum! He’s shouting, “I play my drum for him!” and he thinks he’s Gene Krupa or something! Baby starts crying all over again. In the movie “The Matrix,” the hero is offered the choice of a red pill and a blue pill. The red pill gives you knowledge, freedom, uncertainty and the brutal truths of reality. The blue pill offers security, happiness, beauty, and the blissful ignorance of illusion.